France - Ligue 1
>
Paris SG
Football transfer rumours: Kasper Schmeichel to Bayern Munich?
guardian.co.uk May 06 2010 04:18
Today`s flim-flam wants to be electedA shocking bold-type confession in this morning`s Sun: "FERGIE: I WANT TO BED CHERYL".The Mill had to take quite a long breath after reading this. What to make of it? The ultimate statement of enduring longevity, perhaps. Retiring? How`s this for retiring? And while you`re at it check out my florid, hoarsely-panting 68-year-old leaked inter-generational celebrity sex tape. Maybe it`s a simple statement of fact, a knightly tribute to the nation`s favourite doll. Or more likely desperate next-generation mind games ahead of the final round of Premier League matches, some kind of crazed mess-with-Ashley`s-head gambit.Although, to be honest The Sun does seem to be a bit confused itself. "BLACK EYED PEAS star FERGIE has told pal WILL.I.AM that